"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." ~Toni Morrison

Thursday, April 11, 2013

J is for Jokes

What is red and smells like blue paint?

     A:  Red paint.

Here's a few of my childhood favorites.....

What goes ha ha ha ha bonk?

     A:  A man laughing his head off.

What goes 99 bonk?

     A:  A centipede with a wooden leg.

What goes black white black white black white?

     A:  A nun rolling down a hill.


  1. Fun, remember the knock/knock jokes that we would pull on our parents and they would go along with the jokes even though they had heard them dozens of times before?

    1. I used to have a book called 1000 Knock Knock Jokes. I am sure I drove my parents crazy!

  2. remember a few of them
    what happened to the knock knock joke??

    hope you are having fun with the A to Z challenge
    nice to meet you

  3. I love those types of jokes. They're silly but always funny ^_^